Madelyn: when we get home, mom, can you wake me up so I can have a snack?
Me: I don’t know, Madelyn. It’s 3 hrs past your bedtime and you’ve been eating so many cookies and sweets.
Madelyn: I did not just eat cookies and sweets. I had fruit and juice!
Me: Juice doesn’t have much fruit.
Madelyn: yes it does mom! It is all fruit. Fruit. Juice. Mom.